Technology and Miscellaneous: Make it stop!

Make it stop!

By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By cbarebo - 11/10/2009 17:21 - United States

Today, I went in my room to play my guitar. I found my Les Paul on the floor with all the strings missing. I later found out my grandma cut them off because I was playing "Devil's Music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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By yay! - 08/11/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML

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By stupid - 27/05/2013 11:16 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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By dontworrybehappy - 28/08/2010 06:07 - United States

Today, I was in the car going to a concert with my family. I was listening to my iPod, when the wheel broke and I couldn't change the song. So for the rest of the trip, I was stuck either listening to my parents arguing, or Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin on repeat. FML

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By ihatemyparents - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my parents confiscated my iPod, because the parents' group they go to came to the conclusion that music is a gateway to anti-social behavior. FML

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By Username - 15/12/2010 17:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music while I wrapped Christmas presents. All was going well when the music was cut off, literally. I snipped the cable to my very expensive headphones in half. FML

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By JillianJuneBug - 04/02/2017 00:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I was listening to music on my phone. I activated Siri by mistake, which stopped the music. I told Siri to, "turn the damn music back on." She replied, "Now calling Afton." Afton is my ex. While trying to quickly end the call, my phone froze and the buttons stopped working. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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Cheeley 17

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:44

Well that seems a little excessive.

tj5810 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 8:48

I wonder what song drove gramps over the edge...

Comments

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 13 June 2013 16:54

It was probably Nickleback so yes, that was the proper way to turn it off.

MDTeddy 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 19:07

I would complain to my parents and have him pay me the money for a new one. Old people are missing out on the amazing technology we have. My grandpa and grandma only know how to use a cellphone. Well, they can't even figure out how to text.

ROSI3TH3CAT 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 20:14

I highly doubt it was in A MILLION pieces...

tommyfox 19

Thursday 13 June 2013 21:02

Must have been John Mayer playing. I would have done the same thing.

OverBlossomed 21

Thursday 13 June 2013 21:19

Well, someone's going into the retirement home early...

TallMist 32

Thursday 13 June 2013 21:54

I don't care if I should respect my elders. If anyone smashed any of my stuff (No matter how 'bad' the song is), I'd have every right to confront them and demand they pay to fix it. And I would. If they don't? I'd have every right to sue. Just because you should respect their elders doesn't mean they are free to do whatever they want without consequences, nor does it mean they can't/shouldn't give respect back.

Quiltme00 18

Saturday 15 June 2013 21:28

I know right? What kind of person just like comes home and sees all their stuff smashed and be all like its ok gramps, your mentally unstable like all the other elders

Summoner_T3L 15

Thursday 13 June 2013 22:07

You should have then proceeded to tell him that you would bake a cake, made him go through a series of obstacles then when he finished tell him the cake is a lie.