Lonely, Grandparents and Love: Loveless

Loveless

By loveless - 18/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my grandma called me to tell me that a couple of cute boys stopped by her house to borrow something. She told them all about me, and that I would be interested in them. My love life is so pathetic, even my grandmother is trying to hook me up. FML

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You deserved it 4 607

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

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By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

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By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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By grandma - 08/02/2014 15:12 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

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By no life to fuck :/ - 30/08/2013 23:37 - United States - Berkeley

Today, I found out that my grandma is a well-loved member of a notorious biker gang. Meanwhile, I'm a 32-year-old, single, minimum-wage nobody with no friends to speak of. She's probably getting more action than I ever will. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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By Unemployed - 21/09/2009 17:08 - United States

Today, my grandma picked up the phone. It was a man asking to speak to me. Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for... a call from a huge company about a job offer. FML

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The last to know

By RP Havens - 10/01/2013 06:25 - United States - Galloway

Today, my grandmother called me to tell me that there will be a nice, single guy for me to meet at the family reunion. She went on and on about how perfect he was for me. I didn't have the heart to tell her I'm a lesbian, and have been out to the rest of the family for over six years. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:38 - Canada

Today, I was at a family get together with distant relatives. My grandma made a point to say how all of the grandkids brought their boyfriends or girlfriends. She looks at me, then turns to everyone and says "But not our Becky! She is more interested in her cats right now than finding a man." FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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jf7609 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:14

FYL indeed. hopefully they weren't crazy or something

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Thursday 18 February 2010 12:35

More like your grandma is putting in a good word so you could all have an awesome orgy.

Comments

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:32

Granny wants you to pull a train.

brianred5 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:36

well you have to give your grandmother credit for trying

FUDGELOVESME 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 17:41

you could try but you choose not to

youngchode 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:32

haha we should hook up my gma is doin the sane to me lol...seriously

jt7893 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 18:34

you should be happy your granmoyher is trying mayb you should step it up b/c your grandmother is spitting more game than you are

bella255 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:07

ha it happends she cares !!

murderofcrows 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 19:44

My grandma just died. You should be thankful she even tried for you.

laurbullet5 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:32

sounds like Grandma got robbed ... how many times do cute boys stop buy to "borrow stuff"

tman9497 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:37

lol what a nice grand mother

Quincey 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 20:52

i wish my grama did that for me =

shiritt 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 21:25

DOUBLE FAIL! :D congratz sir, you earned the fail of the day award, don't spent it all in one place. !CAUTION! when making love to the award, be wary that it has sharp edges and CAN do serious damage to you and your future children!