Money, Babysitter and Kids: Little darling

Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By bastards - 05/06/2014 20:05 - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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That's not how it works

By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 02:01

Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML

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By Thanks a lot - 23/10/2015 01:27 - United States - Chestnut Hill

Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

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By rachelllynne - 09/05/2013 17:44 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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Protip

By Pokemon problems - 23/10/2012 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML

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Take this

By GabsAlot829 - 21/07/2009 22:17 - United States

Today, I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours, when the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

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dragoongirl90 34

Sunday 22 May 2016 1:56

You can't not get paid for a job you already did. For all you know, she taught him to do that so that she could have an excuse to not pay.

zedjaleaf1 11

Sunday 22 May 2016 1:57

Should have taught him a nazi marching song.

Comments

Lily_Rain77 25

Sunday 22 May 2016 7:46

I had a similar situation once. A 13 year old was being too rough with his 4 year old brother. After him not stopping when asked I put him in his room and he punched me. I got spoken too about cornering him and how it was all my fault. From then on I was not in charge of the 13 year old, just the younger children. The parents might have been idiots but at least they knew enough not to leave him in charge.

Titan_Slayer 21

Monday 23 May 2016 4:35

Why was a 13 year old needing to be babysat? Probably because he's such a delinquent.

ronferz 8

Sunday 22 May 2016 10:47

That's called theft, which can be enforced by the police. Just like if you didn't pay your taxi fare

andrmac 25

Sunday 22 May 2016 20:39

Tell everyone how awful he was and that you didn't get paid because he lied and mom believed him over you! Ensure she can never get a sitter for him so she can never go out!

deamonic 8

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:16

next time use the microphone on your phone to record him being rude with her gone

manuwish 9

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:43

tell her she should pay or you will inform all the babysitter agencies around that she uses her boy's potty mouth to avoid payment!

manuwish 9

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:46

you're the one with the leverage here girl! she needs babysitters badly stuck with such a brat! tell her to pay or you will tell everyone about how she avoids payment by teaching her son bad words and pretending you did it.

DanielleinDC 33

Sunday 22 May 2016 23:36

If you're a teen, have your parents talk to the brat's parents about her not paying you. As others suggested, spread the word about what a rotten brat the kid is and how the mom refused to pay you when her kid lied. I'm all for public shaming for bad parents raising rotten kids.