Lil Tooth

By randomusername99 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got a new dentist. You know how most dentists play soft, relaxing music? Well this guy seems to like rap a lot, and it's kinda hard getting your teeth cleaned to the sound of bullets going off. FML
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Top comments

klorehore 24

No one will suspect a thing when the bullets do go off for real, master plan!

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mpsteve137 15

Good thing he's not playin heavy metal, you might start head banging while getting your teeth drilled! Yikes!!

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1dvs_bstd 41

"you gunna get hurt, murked, put him in the dirt, boy you gunna catch me first." lol

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MyS3lf 24

Guess professionalism is dead. Fantastic.

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worldclassrager 39

I have learned no matter what doctor I have always bring your own music...I have to say an MRI is the hardest to pick for though

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cook4money 9

Out of the 13 MRIs I have had, only one allowed any music. It would make it better. Damn c-spine with and without contrast takes for ever.

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blackonblight 32

Seriously, bring your own music. I spent my dentist trip last week listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees, kept me calm even though that office is shaped like a nightmare for my anxiety.

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X_red 10

Be glad your dentist doesn't like death or black metal. That would probably creep you out

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blackonblight 32

Eh, assuming you can make out the words. Just tuning out the vocals and listening to instrumentation with metal tends to be easy for me. But then, I don't favour death metal.

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byefelicia1992 8

That's what you grt for going to Lil Wayne's dentist office. Did the receptionist twerk on you after you checked in?

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buckdharma 36

Just play nice op, or he might cap your ass.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's messed up... OP: I went in to get my teeth capped, and THIS happened *points to ass*

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