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By Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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By crazy_bitch122 - 29/06/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, while we were making love, he farted, then blamed it on his dog, who wasn't even in the room. The smell alone could have killed me. FML

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You deserved it 6 301

Rush of gas

By Fart queen - 05/12/2022 04:00

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heard to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML

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You deserved it 706

First time?

By Anonymous - 31/07/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML

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You deserved it 309

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 062

By Haley. - 26/03/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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You deserved it 6 530

Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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You deserved it 284

Blame the pooch

By anamota89 - 11/05/2012 09:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML

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You deserved it 32 285

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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You deserved it 4 378

By fatti11 - 14/01/2017 18:00

Today, during an argument that he couldn't win, my boyfriend farted in a glass, covered it with his hand, ran to me, and let it go it right in front of my nose. FML

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You deserved it 1 131

By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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You deserved it 2 133

chelseaheming 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:29

Damn frogs are EVERYWHERE!

bensharp 5

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:25

I'm assuming you were outside?

Comments

youngbuck10 9

Wednesday 23 November 2011 10:16

Damn bullfrogs :)

juturnaamo 29

Wednesday 23 November 2011 10:20

Haha my x husband always blamed frogs, OP, is his name Dan?

haylieakers13 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 10:21

"Nearby frog" must be horny. Lmao.

SxeDaze 13

Wednesday 23 November 2011 10:27

At least it wasn't my infamous barking spider!! :)

awksome 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 11:35

at least hè didn't ask you to kill the frog with a *****

fmlist99 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 12:57

today, while masterbating to a couple having sex, the guy farted. He blamed it on me. FML

xosportsgirl14x 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 15:58

No.

KindaFunnyRight 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:03

Ribbitty

TipOfTheHat 10

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:19

Of course! The frog isn't going to verbally disagree!

wittygirl 8

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:26

He's a keeper xD

Peashout 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 13:27

I'm stealing that line. Golden!

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Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML

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