Awkward, Fire and Love: Like a house on fire

Like a house on fire

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of 2 years, expressing all my feelings for him signed it as "Forever your lover" then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked back up to me, tossed the note at me and said "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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You deserved it 5 495

By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 150

You deserved it 2 451

By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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You deserved it 11 633

By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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You deserved it 1 576

By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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You deserved it 4 496

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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You deserved it 736

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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You deserved it 2 476

By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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TheSmartAss10 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

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MrsDruidess 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:00

wow, that's gotta burn!

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

TheSmartAss10 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

boating_guy 33

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:40

That's what happens when you drop a fiyaa mixtape

TheSmartAss10 21

Friday 11 December 2015 5:50

xD, I said hot, not ice cold my friend.

RWBY_RubyRose 9

Thursday 2 March 2017 5:26

No that's what happens when you want to make someone hotter

ManUtdFan743 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

I guess he loves you with a burning passion OP.

drayloon 50

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:33

I think he misunderstood when someone told him that he should set the pussy on fire...

JMichael 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 12:58

It's burning love guys.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07

Usually it's just hair pulling. But I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

UncleSplooge 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07

So you're saying he MADE you feel hot.

saraaa2552 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:10

It's better than nothing right?

Adam_Power58 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:18

It looks like you have a bit of a stalker on your hand

DBudders 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 13:43

What about this makes him a stalker? Stalkers follow and spy on people. This kid's just a pyromaniac, don't give him so much credit.

colorfulequines 6

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:24

Hey, maybe the fire in his heart can't be extinguished by something as silly as that. Can you blame him for wanting to heat things up?

sanchitgoyal 27

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:27

Cmon baby light My fire?

hamburgerjung 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 17:13

This girl is on fire!

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Today, I drove to a job interview. I had to sneeze, but because I was driving on the highway, I didn't let go of the wheel to cover my mouth. I didn't know the sneeze was a "productive" one until I was sitting in the interview, looked down at my new blouse, and saw the giant lugie sitting there. FML

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Today, I watched the new Fallout series, which was pretty good… except for the fact that Ella Purnell looks a lot like my ex. Now it’s 6 a.m., hours before I have to wake up, and I can't keep myself from crying. I broke up with this girl for a number of reasons which seem somewhat valid now, but I regret it. FML

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Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML

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Today, after months of not wanting anything to do with her dad, my three-year-old was over her phase. During dinner, I play-shoved my husband and he did it back. Our daughter saw him and now keeps saying, "It’s not nice to push mommy." We’re back to square one. FML

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Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML

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Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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Like a house on fire

Same thing different taste

Never forget

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