Embarrassing, Cute and Miscellaneous: Let the man be happy!

Let the man be happy!

By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 19:21 - United States - Glasgow

Today, I walked in on my dad singing along to a song on Sesame Street. He tried to divert attention from what I'd just witnessed by angrily grilling me over "just barging in" and not respecting people's privacy. Apparently he forgot that we were in the living room. FML

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Same thing different taste

By unknown - 13/12/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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Respect should be earned

By sarah - 06/06/2020 20:00

Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

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Stoners of the world unite!

By Andy - 04/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to my 60-something year-old father, stoned off his ass, buck naked in our living room, doing a spirited rendition of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" with an Australian accent and a tambourine. The windows were open. The poor neighborhood children will most likely need therapy. FML

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By gengiskarn69 - 12/03/2012 14:55 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2012 19:54 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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Earbleach

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2015 11:47 - United States - Taunton

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML

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junkman6 22

Monday 17 February 2014 1:52

Father's Day gift, Sesame Streets sing along greatest hits!

greekk 21

Monday 17 February 2014 1:46

he got defensive! Don't be to mad at him!

Comments

kenleybunch 15

Monday 17 February 2014 2:21

Guilty pleasures. We all got 'em.

awilliams44 9

Monday 17 February 2014 2:29

that's cute

olpally 32

Monday 17 February 2014 2:35

He's not too bright, is he? Lol. Weirdo.

Kamon97 23

Monday 17 February 2014 5:05

So are you

cakefete2 30

Monday 17 February 2014 2:36

Your dad rocks.

0ss 12

Monday 17 February 2014 2:42

Should get him a tickle me elmo for father's day.

Andoria 16

Monday 17 February 2014 3:15

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me

telli164 30

Monday 17 February 2014 3:19

Who doesn't like Sesame Street :P

ileenefudge 29

Monday 17 February 2014 4:07

I would have laughed and sang along but maybe that's just me. Besides there is nothing wrong with shows like that for adults. Even if I wasn't a mom I would still watch cartoons and shows like Reading Rainbow just for the memories. Kids shows today are crap compared to what we used to have. Hell, I still love pokemon and I'm almost 22. But not the new episodes only the classics.