Friends, Cars, Pranks and Transportation: Let me out!

Let me out!

By Archie - 07/01/2010 08:31 - United States

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to engage the child locks on the rear doors of my SUV. My SUV has a bolted cage for the dog separating the front from the back. Guess who was locked in their own car for 2 hours? FML

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By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:58 - United Kingdom - Duns

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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Awkward…

By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States

Today, my mom and I were going to the store. I stayed in the car while she went in. In the car next to me, there was a dog in the driver's seat barking at me. Bored, I barked back at it until I realized there was someone in the passenger's seat watching me. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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Stranded

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML

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HarperGirl 4

Thursday 7 January 2010 16:18

it is really weird being the first to comment but anyways, you find should something equally funny/annoying and get back at your friends as for you being stuck get a cage that can be opened or removed from both sides

iggywig 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 17:26

Did you knock wildly on the door, motioning for whoever notices to open the door? That happened to my mate. I saw him, and another person looking at him strangely, unsure what to do. The stranger thought my mate was trying something dodgy!

Comments

Aceage 0

Friday 8 January 2010 23:12

"Guess who got locked in their own car for two hours?" Umm.. You?

iwanttokillyou 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:27

uhm, this is totally not true. cars arent made with with 'child lock' in the drivers seat. nice try.

watchasay71 4

Saturday 9 January 2010 4:26

he wasnt if the ****** drivers seat read post #58

supertech 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 13:45

what the he'll were you doing in the back of your own car with the door shut, seeing what you've been missing? deserved it

vvbrittxv 0

Monday 18 January 2010 6:23

I don't get it. i read it over and over again but I still don't get it. why would you be sitting in the back seat with ur dog anyways?? fuckjn dumbass.

ikilluinsleep_fml 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 5:21

was it the cookie monster?

jaydenbrooklyn 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:35

Maybe OP is like 14 and was in the back cause it's their parent's car. Or maybe they set something back there and got locked in when they climbed in to grab it.

JamesBoned 2

Wednesday 19 January 2011 5:03

Why were you riding in the back of your own SUV?

pita2423 10

Friday 12 August 2011 8:21

goddalovethedorks, the reason y u lock ur dogs up is bc they can be hyperactive on long road trips causeing a major distraction to the driver especially if they get into the front seat and on the drivers lap, and cause a wreck, this almost happened to my mom with her dog.