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By cakehater - 21/08/2011 07:35 - United States

Today, I'm a host at a restaurant. We had a birthday party for a couple of 15 year old boys and their friends. I went to clean the bathroom at the end of my shift and discovered cake everywhere, including all over the urinal. They were even nice enough to draw a smiley on the mirror with icing. FML

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By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By abc - 27/05/2009 10:15 - Pakistan

Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML

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By thathottchickk - 13/12/2011 22:43 - United States

Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 18:00

Today, as a restaurant hostess, I fell into the fountain at work while carrying a high chair in front of several large parties, who all promptly laughed at me. We were so busy, I had to stay and finish my shift soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 12:28 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Killme - 13/07/2016 02:10

Today, as a birthday present, my friends threw a surprise party for me. I was so surprised, I pissed myself in front of everyone, including my crush. FML

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By Crapper. - 16/09/2016 20:35 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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By The V Sal - 13/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I was helping supervise a 5 year-old's birthday party in an inflatable obstacle course. I was playing hide and seek with them. I saw the birthday boy and crept around the corner and yelled, "Found you!" He peed his pants. FML

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livgasms 4

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:20

urinal cake lol

sheenamaedc09 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 19:26

I've seen a used, bloody period pad stuck on the door of the public restroom stall. they were also nice enough to slap the walls with it. I think I'll take the cake..

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stfu_bam 5

Monday 22 August 2011 1:21

Well if they paid with a card, I'd find them & have them pay for the mess they created. Also I would take their picture so you can remember their faces and when they walk in, deny service and have them leave. It may be over board but those kids did it all on purpose and should be punished.

Petal23 11

Monday 22 August 2011 1:58

to be fair, in a worse scenario that could easily have been feces and urine!

XxeverxX 2

Monday 22 August 2011 2:00

I think the smiley face was to help keep you happy while they clean! But really, if it was near the end of my shift, i'd clock out. Someone else can do it.

Wreakorofhavoc 1

Monday 22 August 2011 2:55

It could have been shit all over the place instead. I would take cake over that any day

TheLastChild 8

Monday 22 August 2011 4:23

Boys will be boys -_-

RaggleFrock 13

Monday 22 August 2011 4:48

Pics or it didn't happen

RaggleFrock 13

Monday 22 August 2011 4:54

The cake is a lie.

glompable 19

Monday 22 August 2011 5:25

I hate stupid kids... during a soccer tournament there were a a bunch of kids in our store, and they decided it would be funny or something to just throw their cups of soda at the wall. Wtf...??