Jackson Galaxy wanabee

By oh.geez - 05/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
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VixenOfTheDeep 6

I dont want to pick any! This is the funniest thing i have ever heard. I talk to my 6 month old pet rabbit and so does my boyfriend. We blame stuff on him and he just looks at us like were nuts. Animals are great companions when your feeling alone or depressed because they dont judge you :). By the way i love your fiance he seems like the funniest dude ever id have filmed it and put it on youtube/facebook.

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perdix 29

Look, without him, you are on your way to becoming a crazy, spinster cat lady. He'll provide you with cover, so you can be a crazy cat couple. Shame on you for letting your cat get fat and out of shape. How's he supposed to get any pussy?

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b0ngs 7

I find this insanly funny. Lighten up OP:)

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TheJester12 15

don't tie the knot. marriage means cats tend to multiply and also that he will start to grow very distant , as he's already getting pussy .

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Clamcreepy 7

I would pay to see pussy say "Coach Daddy" but that's not happening since I don't live in Shrek universe

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jacball13 0

you deserve it for wanting to get married!

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perdix 29

"Coach Daddy?!?!" Makes you wonder what kind of creepy, baby-talk nickname he has for his penis. Come on, OP, spit it out!

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Kueezy 6

Garfield doesn't like to exercise!

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emochicksrule 1

Ignore the question marks they were meant to be smiley faces

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Sumo69 9

I like cats as much as I like cat people , and I hate cat people.

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cBlackout 13

You could've just said you hate cats.

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mollydarling 0

your fiance sounds like he has a sense of humor which is good. my husband does that to our 2 dogs one of them actually does what my husband says and the other he just sits there and stares at me wondering whats going on

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