It's not?

By 310 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 171
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a_z__0_9 0

Yeah, FYL for having a bf who doesn't know how to give orgasms! :(

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lovelyloan 0

Damn I dropped my care, help me find it so I can give it to you

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Clitastrophe 0

Then enlighten him. It's not his his fault if he's inexperienced.

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feed_the_ducks 0

.....oh no boo boo, sounds like you need to coach him through things. I bet finding out that they do exist was an ego killer , that's if he had any past lovers.

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kukopia 0

You just need to let him watch you use the massaging shower head on a hose. Just make damn sure he doesn't flush the toilet!!!

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Dynoblaze 1

YDI for dating a 60 year old man with outdated sex knowledge.

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begrunge 0

Sounds more like an "FHL." He apparently cant... erm... "please" anyone.

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Baloopaloop 0

hmmm..... who's the bigger dumb ass? the idiot, or the chick dating the idiot? =D LOL this is one of those chicken or the egg questions =D

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lucygoose43 0

hahahaha that reply just made me pee my pants.

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HiImAlex 0

is it wrong if i lol'd? seriously, get a sense of humor :D

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