Work and Intimacy: Is home repair supposed to be sexy? - FML

Is home repair supposed to be sexy?

By Not paid enough - 15/05/2018 00:00 - Canada - Ajax

Spicy

Today, while working at Lowe's, I had to deal with a situation in one of the bathroom aisles. Unfortunately, it wasn’t someone sitting on one of the toilets. It was two guys fucking in one of the shower displays. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 772

You deserved it 354

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

Zekfen 17

Tuesday 15 May 2018 6:04

Possible movie titles: “Brokeback Mountain 2: Home Improvements” “50 Shades of Lowe’s”

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 15 May 2018 6:40

As a good Lowe's staff as you are, did you offer them shower curtains to try as well?

Comments

WyldGundam 19

Tuesday 15 May 2018 20:00

They must've figured a little "try before you buy" was in order.

WyldGundam 19

Tuesday 15 May 2018 20:01

Do they get money off of the floor model now since it was technically "used"?

pjsr 32

Tuesday 15 May 2018 20:50

Oh, cum on!!!?

vandj8 9

Wednesday 16 May 2018 2:03

They just wanted to try it out before they buy it.

Takegami 22

Wednesday 16 May 2018 4:51

Call the cops

MartianTom 11

Wednesday 16 May 2018 17:28

Finally, a male answer to the "lesbians shop at Home Depot" stereotype

thedwyer96 18

Thursday 17 May 2018 7:18

I work at Home Depot, once I caught a lady in her underwear sitting in one of our display tubs to "test out how it would feel to sit in". People are stupid.. One apron to vest

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 18:39

Laughing so hard I’m crying omg that’s so funny. I’ve always wanted to do it in a store. Omg lol lol lol lol

Keywords

Awkward Love Relatable Students Work Racism Cheating Pregnancy Relationship advice Health Teenagers Friends Sex Intimacy Embarrassing Food Revenge Cats Boredom Animals Management Parenting Kids Sexism Parents Weird Miscellaneous Job interview Facebook Social Media

The Top

Today, I asked out a girl I’ve been hanging out with for a few months. She said, “That’s kind of gross.” When I asked her about, it she said, “My friends will think you’re creepy” followed by, “You’re not actually a creep, they say you look like one.” I groom myself every day like a normal person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 435

You deserved it 100

Today, I asked a girl at work out, who'd claimed she was single. Not ten minutes later, our boss fired me. Turns out that girl is actually his side chick he cheats on his wife with, even though she’s 19 and he’s 48. Not illegal, just scummy as hell, and he fired me out of jealousy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 744

You deserved it 100

The Top

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 977

You deserved it 3 050

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 084

You deserved it 77

Today, I had to explain to a lady at Walmart that my mom, who is rather big-boned, actually suffers from fibromyalgia and arthritis, which is why she has to use motor carts. She didn't believe us, and called my mom "selfish". This is a common occurrence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 206

You deserved it 199

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 049

You deserved it 2 276

Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes off and said, "Let's have sex!" I looked at him and said, "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns and looks at me, smiling and says, "But not in the game!" I am a 19 year old girl. He is 12. FML

I agree, your life sucks 77 755

You deserved it 5 580

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 211

You deserved it 17 435