Students and Work: Indiana Jones in the making

Indiana Jones in the making

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I received a panicked email from one of my university students on my course on Russian history, stating that he'd "always thought Stalin was fake, like the moon landing." FML

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whatcase 16

Friday 30 January 2015 17:08

How did he make it onto a university?

thes7274473 19

Friday 30 January 2015 17:07

I weep for humanity

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Jhk9000 23

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:22

Well he got one thing right. The moonlanding bring fake.

rabbitstew45 4

Sunday 1 February 2015 1:29

FHL.

Puffpie 24

Sunday 1 February 2015 22:26

I'm russian!

Facing_reality 3

Monday 2 February 2015 5:01

more like F his life

733yoda_fml 19

Saturday 11 July 2015 16:22

Stalin is fake, just like the Greeks and Romans.

Raz346 12

Friday 25 September 2015 7:54

Exactly, Stalin is as fake as the moon landing -_- like cmon dude XD

TheLynx_fml 20

Tuesday 24 November 2015 2:06

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 1 July 2016 22:19

It seems like almost everything is a conspiracy theory.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 3 August 2023 1:18

This is why education is important!

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