I was having a bad day and so my boyfriend was trying to cheer...

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By "BlueArtCheyenne" - 19/10/2017 20:37

I was having a bad day and so my boyfriend was trying to cheer me up by complimenting me and he sent me a text saying "And I love your big brown eyes." I have blue eyes.

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