Friends, Fight and Abuse: Hold your friends accountable

Hold your friends accountable

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 04:00

Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML

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You deserved it 210

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 06:00

Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML

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By sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

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By UniStudi - 23/12/2018 14:00

Today I sent a message out to a support group to get and give support following a sexual assault, the person who responded and was giving advice was the person who assaulted me. FML

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Trigger warning

By Anonymous - 13/10/2023 05:30 - United States - Aiken

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend and I told him that I was going to tickle him, to which he responded me how he’d “crack” me in the head so that I’d never even think about tickling him again. It threw me into a panic attack and people laughed. I’m a survivor of domestic violence. FML

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By Sam - 03/02/2012 04:00 - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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You deserved it 2 654

White knights

By not a bitch just don’t like you - 10/03/2021 13:59 - United States

Today, once again, I told a guy who’s been hounding me for ages that I’m not interested. After being asked repeatedly and turning him down politely for so long, I finally snapped and cussed his ass out. Now I’m known as "the bitch" for hurting such a "nice guy's" feelings. I need new friends. FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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You deserved it 96 561

By Yay..... - 17/08/2010 04:21 - Canada

Today, my friends thought it would be a good idea to make fun of a homeless man. I didn't fancy making fun of the less fortunate, so I stayed a bit back. Still, the homeless man didn't think it would matter to throw a rock at me after my buddies ran away. FML

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You deserved it 14 525

Captain Badass

By NotAsToughAsHeThinks - 14/02/2011 03:25 - United States

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

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You deserved it 54 028

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 February 2022 6:34

Your friends are idiots. Move on and find ones who aren't steeped in rape culture.

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Tuesday 8 February 2022 4:54

good for you!!

Comments

justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

Tuesday 8 February 2022 4:54

good for you!!

Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 8 February 2022 5:10

I'm so proud of you! people like that are dangerous as hell and any "friends" that support that don't deserve space in your life

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 February 2022 6:34

Your friends are idiots. Move on and find ones who aren't steeped in rape culture.

Anderling 32

Tuesday 8 February 2022 7:57

Looks like the trash took itself out then. I’m proud of you!

Grizz8831 14

Tuesday 8 February 2022 11:32

well, talk shit get shot, but Ice-T would still approve. well done

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 8 February 2022 17:05

Strange. He should have found being the victim of an assault at least as funny. Maybe you didn't him hard enough.

FakeFriendMagnet 1

Wednesday 9 February 2022 23:16

Good for you! I wish everyone could have this mindset.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 13 February 2022 18:53

You did the right thing in this situation. Throw those losers to the curb and find some new, good friends!

repKyle95 24

Monday 14 February 2022 7:14

You did the right thing. Guy needed a bit of "percussive maintenance"

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