Marriage, Awkward and Love: Happy…?

Happy…?

By JustCantWin - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I called my parents to wish them a happy 28th anniversary. Now my mom's mad at my dad for forgetting, and my dad's mad at me for reminding her. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:06

At least you care about your parents; this will serve you well until you have to decide which one has the hotter new girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tora_Chan 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:06

WTF? that really sucks, OP. I'm sooty. :(

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Dravite 9

Monday 28 May 2012 23:14

should've told your dad first..

chuksnwali 34

Thursday 29 May 2014 18:40

your mum forgot as well dude so...

xXDeRussXx 6

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:34

But the mother forgets it too only cuz shes a woman thats ****** up

Brandon1337 29

Sunday 8 February 2015 19:38

Didn't your mom forget to???

randome101 12

Sunday 13 September 2015 14:44

How can she be mad at him for forgetting when she didn't know either.

DarkAngelsBlade 25

Tuesday 20 July 2021 21:31

Uhm she forgot too she has no ******* place to talk.

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