Awkward and Work: Great first day

Great first day

By TordNorski - 03/10/2015 02:44 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, I started a new job at a family owned business. About ten minutes into training, the mother and father started an argument that ended in each of them storming off, demanding a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 821

You deserved it 1 420

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By omgstfuplz - 16/09/2009 08:38 - United States

Today, I was arguing with one of my professors. She said that all married couples fight and I told her that my parents have never argued or fought about anything. When I got home my parents told me that they're getting a divorce. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 008

You deserved it 13 465

By silver - 22/07/2018 02:01

Today, while discussing my family on a date, I mentioned that my parents are divorced. She immediately got up and left without a word. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 923

You deserved it 264

By .__. - 16/07/2013 20:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 873

You deserved it 4 604

By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 154

You deserved it 1 924

Oh, the irony

By bearprint - 06/07/2016 18:45

Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 670

You deserved it 1 424

Run!

By Anonymous - 11/05/2024 14:00 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML

I agree, your life sucks 507

You deserved it 60

By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 642

You deserved it 3 577

Now what?

By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 966

You deserved it 1 041

By sonofaneuroticwench - 20/08/2014 20:08 - United States - Rice Lake

Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 651

You deserved it 3 387

By overseasbummer - 14/11/2014 19:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my wife and I had an argument serious enough to end our marriage, while overseas on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 261

You deserved it 3 910

roydashious 11

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:41

you still have a job right?

booze_n_bitches 37

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:44

...and the newly opened CEO position to the new intern?! This is your golden ticket, OP!

Comments

Mobetta_2300 22

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:51

This may be a regular happening, but if not, id start looking in the newspaper

romegatekeeper 8

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:55

Sounds like a GREAT WORK ENVIRONMENT.... Get out while you still can they will never see ur true self worth

epicx22 22

Saturday 3 October 2015 19:58

Hopefully they resolve things.. Some married couples often say that without meaning it.

theplaguedkitten 5

Sunday 4 October 2015 7:45

my grandparents fight and talk divorce almost daily... and they have been together 51 years...

Xobubblyxo 23

Saturday 3 October 2015 20:27

If they do get a divorce after one fight, perhaps it is for the better.

DoomedGemini 37

Sunday 4 October 2015 2:49

There's really not any indication that was their first fight.

MagnusDeus 24

Saturday 3 October 2015 20:40

*Robin Williams voice* It's not your fault.

colinabi 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:35

So you lose your job but they lose their marriage. F their lives.

aylind 18

Saturday 3 October 2015 21:36

Sheesh, some people just don't know how to be professional. Sorry op, if I were you, I'd find someplace new to work. If they're not really going to divorce, I know I wouldn't want to risk being dragged into the middle of one of their arguments.