Miscellaneous: Grandma, nooooooo!

Grandma, nooooooo!

By Sam - 02/12/2012 14:05 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

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By Ima_Moronski - 26/07/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By appropriatepolice - 16/01/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2014 21:30 - Iceland

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here". She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML

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By LuxTheSarcastic - 06/11/2015 23:05 - United States - Apex

Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 20:01

Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2014 18:51 - United States - Athens

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

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By Awks - 30/11/2012 06:30 - Australia - Bendigo

Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML

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By HYRTE - 06/09/2017 04:30

Today, I returned a shirt for my mom. When the cashier asked why, I just said my mom didn't like the way it looked. After an awkward pause, I noticed the cashier was wearing the same shirt. She was not amused. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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syley 5

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:59

GRANNIES GONE WILD!!!

superswagbro 7

Sunday 2 December 2012 18:59

Maybe she shouldn't get out much.

Comments

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:05

I do hope your grandma had a bra under that shirt (no matter the type of bra) -.-

bandeek 30

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:21

what if it was a black lacy bra that left nothing to the imagination?

ICastillo 24

Sunday 2 December 2012 22:12

#11 she doesn't need a bra she just tucks them in her trousers or pants.

ElatedEarthling 15

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:05

Grannies Gone Wild, woohoo! Nothing sexier than boobs that hang past the bellybutton.

ichliebekekse 11

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:06

What's wrong with that? I do it all the time.

BlowinChronic 18

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:12

Here we have a future stripper.

heygirlie777 21

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:06

Sounds like something Maw Maw from Raising Hope would do.

Pyro_Wolf 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 20:20

That's the first thing that came to mind

BlowinChronic 18

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:10

Old people just really don't give a **** what others think.

WritingWrongs 8

Sunday 2 December 2012 21:03

"So what? I'm gonna be dead soon anyway, what do I care if some people think I'm a terrible driver?" -- Grandpa's last words.

Paco_el_Taco 17

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:10

Grandmas gone wild!!!

naya_bingi 11

Sunday 2 December 2012 19:12

Girls these days walk around half naked anyway. Why shouldn't she get a chance to too? She might be older but she might me someone's type. You go grandma!