Dogs and Animals: Good girl

Good girl

By vanessa560 - 03/01/2012 19:44 - Canada

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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By SoulStormIV - 12/05/2016 03:03 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML

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By life// - 08/01/2013 23:56 - Canada - Fort Mcmurray

Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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Bad boy

By DogBeater - 21/06/2016 01:21 - United States

Today, I've just moved into a new apartment. It's also the day my big baby of a dog stepped on a rock and began yelping when I tried to touch his paw. He "suddenly" felt better after I carried him inside. Now everyone thinks I'm beating my dog. FML

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Classic canine move

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By mraow123 - 30/05/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog but every time he looked like he was about to "go", he became uninterested with the spot and kept walking. I, following behind, tripped over a bump in the sidewalk and face planted. My dog then finally urinated, all over my aching body. FML

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By raven_teen_titan - 04/03/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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By typical - 13/04/2013 23:49 - United States - Cheshire

Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML

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Peach3 1

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:22

That awkward moment when you realize your dog is smarter than you...

kingsley_fml 8

Wednesday 4 January 2012 0:21

What a bitch.

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gress269 4

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:08

Dog aint lazy, you just stupid.

Allyrocks113000 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:10

Nice one OP's dog, nice one.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:12

That's actually kinda cute. Get a heart people.

kristienna 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:26

lol my dog does this too. It's really very clever.

mattorama 15

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:27

Sounds like your dog has you trained pretty well!

swazeyq 3

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:31

Awww, how cute! Your life doesn't suck nor did you deserve it. That's a sweet dog and your nice for carrying him/her.(:

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:31

Welcome to america

GoW_Chick 14

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:41

But OP is in Canada ...

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 3:21

That's the point...

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Wednesday 4 January 2012 5:08

Alaskans the bomb lol

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Wednesday 4 January 2012 8:20

First off thank you Cleo_Nemo_. Second, everything in america is lazy, even pets.

Dogbite1313 5

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:37

It's Bichon Frise

Ixi_the_pixie 11

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:41

Its like planet of the apes..only we thought they were our best friends not our greatest foe.

sara8419 2

Wednesday 4 January 2012 2:50

Awww that means your dog has arthritis :/

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Good girl

Same thing different taste

Heavy load

Bad boy

Classic canine move

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