Get Back

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellensburg

Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML
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w0rk3rj4ck 14

Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

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Welshite 39

For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.

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tsent8 15

Haha I knew you would post about it on here I'm in Kentucky and I took the kids too

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bex113 0

Well its apparent that nows she's just somebody that you used to know.

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stephissilly 18

good news, they've legalized weed in washington. so just light a joint, no worries.

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Hollisterbabe17 2

Right! Cause that solves the problem of his stuff missing!!

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tsent8 15

No but it sure does make it easier for the deadbeat

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3rdbass 9

Looks like your tv, furniture and bed all changed their numbers as well.

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Namenlos_fml 20

I think she's sending you a message of sorts.

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dankoneon 3

Report a theft and have that tramp arrested

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Dyehard 9

Ever think of filing a police report? Find her and slam her with a lawsuit and possibly a felony.

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MsMourningStar 22

I think it's safe to say you're single now.

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MrsAlexander83 10

Goodness. That sounds like a scenario in which you have been beating her and she escaped at her only chance! Lol. Just messing with ya! Sorry dude! Hope you get your stuff back!

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