Accident, Painful and Health: Fridge fight

For the last time, yes, the whole ******* fml community saw that, it's up and open for public viewing, and that's a ******* lame attempt at humour. So yeah, close but no banana this time pal

Boston_4_Life 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:51

NOOOO!!! Is the food still ok? Sorry OP

iseyixes 18

Wednesday 1 February 2012 13:52

Maybe you're stronger than you realize....

mamacakes25 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:13

OUCH!

TwitchingNebula 17

Wednesday 1 February 2012 19:23

And the mother of the year award goes to....

ciararocks1000 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:33

Don't thumb down 49's comment. He was commenting on her picture!

Wassupwassup 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 14:32

Did it feel delicious?

MrsUresti 8

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:00

Oh noo!!!

Colecto_fml 26

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:35

Been there... Wasn't quite happy about it either.. *ouch*

Colecto_fml 26

Wednesday 1 February 2012 15:39

Been there... Wasn't quite happy about it either.. *ouch*

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