Forever alone and Love: Fake it til you make it

Fake it til you make it

By iamrose - 13/06/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, as I was rehearsing a kissing scene for a play, I realized that before this play, the last guy I had kissed was the same one I was kissing now. It was also for a play. Four and a half years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 961

You deserved it 5 723

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Same thing different taste

By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 765

You deserved it 2 708

Method acting

By irishbitch - 15/11/2009 07:51

Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show, and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half-naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 021

You deserved it 3 399

Ally

By yashmoshin1 - 17/06/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I finished the run for a play in which I played a gay man. Now that all the performances are over, I have kissed a man more times in my life than I have kissed a woman. I'm straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 578

You deserved it 10 276

Freudian

By billjoebob424 - 10/03/2016 00:01 - Canada

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 402

You deserved it 7 457

By Bella - 26/10/2018 03:00

Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 176

You deserved it 544

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 899

You deserved it 7 371

The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 486

You deserved it 308

Too soon?

By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 10:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 173

You deserved it 786

By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 271

You deserved it 2 907

By Tigerninjagoalie - 20/06/2016 23:13 - United States - Tonawanda

Today, I finally found someone who liked me and wanted to kiss me. It was a 5-year-old at the daycare I work at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 665

You deserved it 1 039

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:12

Maybe you should take it as a sign that you're meant to be?

katelyns 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 12:09

That's unfortunate, but a little bit cute!

Comments

metheonlyb 17

Sunday 14 June 2009 1:52

#52 - Epic Win at #46. I agree with you.

bluestar894 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 2:24

Lawl, that sounds just like me....

brink0war 3

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:39

I wouldn't be too sad. I haven't kissed anyone in 6-7 years, and I'm 16

suaveneanderthal 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:43

ha i agree with #37 i just like hearin people bitch at each other the FML's are weak

myexsucks 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:15

I totally agree with #37...the comments are much better than the FML's these days.

e11e 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:16

cute, you two should date :D

Natashakiable18 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:30

ok and your point is? how the hell is this an fml? ugh!

qazqwer313 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 6:39

And... I never kissed a girl i've been kissed never kissed and the kiss i got was being pinned down in 1 chicks backyard eyes covered by a fat chick who had a crush on me *shudders* that was was 2 years ago never been kissed since note: she never had a crush on me ever again.