Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
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Same thing different taste

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seemetrot_fml 16

Somehow I feel like this is a common occurrence for university students..

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Elielili 13

Beer tastes like piss anyways, you won't notice the difference;)

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metazoanhaddock 11

Was he perhaps playing video games with a bra on his head?

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LwyrUp 13

I'd get a new roommate.

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Thepicheese 8

Is your roommate a skeleton by chance?

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mattrd_fml 31

My dad did the same thing. He would piss in a jar while on the couch watching tv so he wouldn't have to walk "all the way" to the bathroom. FYL OP.

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SkullLove 14

I had a roommate that used to do the same with his empty 2 Liter soda bottles. Those are the same bottles his dog liked to chew. The dog didn't know he wasn't supposed to chew the full one on the floor in his domain. His room got drenched in his own piss.

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shinikageWolf 15

Just sit back and wait for "****!" As he forgets which beer bottles are beer and which are piss.

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randommanwill 11

I don't get why people do that. I'd need more than one bottle haha

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__doge__ 15

I wanna imagine that he was laying on his back

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