Mental health, Embarrassing, Awkward and Anger: Debate pervert - FML

Debate pervert

By Canuckster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was invited into a group chat on Skype. Everyone ignored everything I said, so I got pissed and started yelling at them. Then I realised my microphone wasn't plugged in right. FML

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OkayImSorry 0

Monday 11 July 2011 0:32

You know what else happened to your sister 10 minutes ago?

goshpeople 4

Monday 11 July 2011 0:28

That happened to my sister ten minutes ago.

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cheer4ever96 8

Monday 11 July 2011 4:31

That has happened to me SO many times. lol

worldcupcheer17 0

Monday 11 July 2011 4:37

125- your hair color doesn't determine whether you're stupid or not, that's a stereotype.

Tess_fml 7

Monday 11 July 2011 4:41

That sounds like something I would do :p

Elfsrock 4

Monday 11 July 2011 4:47

i have one question......what is your haircolor

LotsaLaughs 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:07

uhh You really deserved that one... common sense!

Superflykid 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:08

Smart one,!! :D

darkness4dummies 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:16

ok just to clarify with alot of people blonde jokes arent that funny im not blonde but my mom is and i said a blonde joke once and it hurt her and shes actually a smart woman. But any girl can be ditzy though and so can any guy as this dude is a well dude.

lostintime94 5

Monday 11 July 2011 5:19

this is not an fml, this is a f**** I'm an idiot. soo fiai.... hahaha

qzzpm07 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:31

how is this an fml?

alex38114 0

Monday 11 July 2011 5:33

haha I've done that before

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