Damn birds!

By Anonymous - 18/08/2026 12:00 - France - Lille

Today, a pigeon flew into my apartment through an open window. I tried for 20 minutes to guide it back outside. It eventually left on its own, then immediately flew back in through the window again. FML
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tiptoppc 19

A lot of them flew into the claws of hawks. Or moved into the path of a bullet. City pigeons aren’t homing pigeons though.

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MissCadaverous 10

yet somehow these birds used to carry highly sensitive messages during times of war 🤔

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tiptoppc 19

A lot of them flew into the claws of hawks. Or moved into the path of a bullet. City pigeons aren’t homing pigeons though.

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GoogieWithers 24

Congratulations! You have adopted a pigeon!

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tiptoppc 19

Also, you’re a wozard, whoarry! It’s carrying an invitation to hagwords school of amphetamy! Where potions have the side effects of getting raided and the school dorms have bars around them. That, and razerwire to keep the moogles out!

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