Weird, Death, Parents and Jewelry: Creepy but mysterious - FML

Creepy but mysterious

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, while sorting through my deceased mother's hoard of belongings, I found myself holding a necklace composed entirely of teeth. Human teeth. FML

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exileonmainst 16

Sunday 17 September 2017 1:55

Maybe your mom was the tooth fairy?

TaysDarkLust 11

Sunday 17 September 2017 2:12

You can get some decent money off of stuff like that!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 17 September 2017 19:59

1) Sorry for your loss. 2) Damn. And more damn.

Brain_fart 20

Sunday 17 September 2017 21:39

Have you seen Dexter?

Athabaska 10

Sunday 17 September 2017 22:06

Serial Killer?

Sarah Erskine 2

Sunday 17 September 2017 22:57

Depending on where OP is from, they may want to contact any indigenous groups nearby. Teeth necklaces aren't uncommon in a lot of cultures including Moari and Native American. If these teeth are real, and belong to one of these groups, they should be returned immediately. Especially if they are Native American as being in possession of them is illegal and carries jail time. Also sorry for your loss OP!

GIJoefan 6

Monday 18 September 2017 1:41

This reminds me of that X-files episode.

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Today. I realized my dad is a little bit too rock n roll when he got into a pushing and shoving match with a married couple, who was making comments about how my dad’s leather jacket and ripped jeans weren’t “appropriate.” To be fair, they started it, but this was a parent night at a high school. FML

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Today, my husband, who rarely helps with big projects around the house, offered to help me with our mess of a backyard. An hour and a half into the project, and an hour and a half after he disappeared from the backyard, I found him mowing and edging the front. Our front yard was immaculate and didn't need mowed. FML

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Today, I had to prepare for my big meeting tomorrow morning. Before going to bed, I washed my face. Unfortunately, the towel I wiped myself with turned out to house our red ant infestation. My face looks like a ripe tomato. FML

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Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML

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Today, I was running around the track at school PE with a lot of other students. I noticed a guy who smelled really bad and I thought to myself how disgusting that was and I felt bad for him. Later, I was changing and caught a whiff of my shirt. It wasn't him who was smelly. FML

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