Creepypasta, My ex and Love: Creep

Creep

By fu2then - 09/03/2010 06:04 - Canada

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He said, "Yeah well, you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

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You deserved it 4 142

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By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 726

By fuckmee - 01/08/2017 05:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 557

You deserved it 20 790

By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 21:18 - United States

Today, I ran into my shitlord of an ex at the store. He took one look at me, yelled, "You cheating bitch!" in a wounded voice, then walked away, fake-crying. I got so many dirty looks. The worst part is that I dumped him last month for cheating on me with my "best friend." FML

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You deserved it 3 783

By Foster_Em - 04/07/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I was coming home from a date, I saw my ex standing in my drive-way. He had dumped me 2 months ago saying he couldn't talk me. To make him jealous, I made out with my new guy before greeting him. Turns out he couldn't talk to me because he had had cancer and had been afraid to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 79 312

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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You deserved it 3 711

Bad guy

By randy - 16/04/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my cheating ex is telling everyone she knows that I'm a stalker, abuser, and manipulator. I was always there for her and was trying to talk to her. The other guy was the guy she lost her V-card to in high school. He deals drugs, and beat his ex, even her back in the day. She has nothing but praise for him. FML

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You deserved it 81

I'll have the Catfish

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML

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You deserved it 124

By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By thesporkhop - 25/01/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I was going to end a thing I had with this guy. It turned out that he got back together with his ex-girlfriend and was just using me as a back up. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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You deserved it 1 974

brownlace 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:18

not sure why you still communicate with this guy...

ladyme_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:20

yeah.... why are you still talking to him? Obviously he's a stalker and a creeper and a little freak.

Comments

chrissy143 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:10

that's yo fault.why is it so easy for him to track down your personal life?

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 20:37

if you are blaming the OP then you are probably a psycho like her ex

avoidthegirl 6

Tuesday 9 March 2010 17:57

I smell a restraining order!

iazy9 14

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:05

hehe American Dad much??? 

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:36

why you so obsessed with me, boy I wanna know. lieing that you're sexin me when everybody knows~

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 9 March 2010 19:48

You need Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap, my dear.

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:34

You got him freaking out your boyfriends from him telling you that you shouldn't be happy? Really now? YDI for even talking to him, and especially talking to him about your recent bfs.

Totenglocke 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:39

Girls pull this shit to screw over their exes all the time, so it's nice to see a girl on the receiving end for a change.

idkweird 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 21:46

And for those of us that don't? I have never contacted any girl that an ex of mine has dated or is dating. In fact, Im still on pretty cordial terms with all of them. Also, we can't assume OP is one of those "girls," either. She states nothing to lead us to believe she contacts girls and tells them how awful he is. So, why should she deserve the karma for some other girl's wrongdoings?

phatdaddy 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:07

Maybe if you didn't dump him, he wouldn't have to make your life a living hell.

DeathShad0 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 22:52

Well, this may be an FML for you but it seems to be a WIN for him.

Drummer389000 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 23:20

prototype, you're a ******* dipshit. go to he'll. she can be happy if she wants. maybe the reason sh dumped you is because you're an ass whole. learn to be less of an ass whole fuckface.