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Cooked

By Anonymous - 23/07/2026 00:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my partner came home late so I preheated the oven for dinner. My partner got home an hour later, and we put things in the oven. We then go to cook the potatoes on our induction stove. Oh, the stove is off, the breaker must have tripped today. Oh, the oven is on the same fuse. Oh, the food is still frozen. It's 10pm. FML

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GoogieWithers 24

Thursday 23 July 2026 2:19

Get a takeaway?

SAgirl 21

Thursday 23 July 2026 8:31

It sounds more like she was waiting for him to get home before starting so that they could eat together.

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Hangryko 31

Thursday 23 July 2026 0:55

He can cook his own food.

ahabsfan 15

Thursday 23 July 2026 3:17

She can cook her own food.

SAgirl 21

Thursday 23 July 2026 8:31

It sounds more like she was waiting for him to get home before starting so that they could eat together.

GoogieWithers 24

Thursday 23 July 2026 2:19

Get a takeaway?

JasonThorn 21

Tuesday 28 July 2026 20:00

...And when you put things in the oven, you didn't notice it wasn't...well...PREHEATED?

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