Fire and Miscellaneous: Cooked

Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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You deserved it 7 527

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Sunday 8 June 2014 15:50

Was there a spider?

JoshuahColins 19

Sunday 8 June 2014 15:50

It's the thought that counts :)

Comments

dave20012 15

Sunday 8 June 2014 22:14

Oh no that's too bad. Hopefully you do have good insurance and are both okay not hurt or anyone else.

swiftslayer 12

Sunday 8 June 2014 22:20

hahah that is why I never enter my self into kitchen

Ewelty3 19

Monday 9 June 2014 0:06

That's why I eat cereal

superzs 10

Monday 9 June 2014 1:28

Homer Simpson proved us that even that can go wrong.

Witchylady 17

Monday 9 June 2014 1:00

He needs cooking lessons

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 9 June 2014 8:12

And a fire extinguisher in the kitchen.

WeskersSexslave 15

Monday 9 June 2014 1:05

sounds like somethig from a cartoon >xD

Timber147 9

Monday 9 June 2014 1:15

Well he tried. Cooking lessons might be on his need to know.

vikky538 28

Monday 9 June 2014 2:04

lesson learnt.. but it seems your boyfriend's cooking seems a costly affair..

HotShot313 15

Monday 9 June 2014 2:28

you should write fiction

an3ph 20

Monday 9 June 2014 2:59

Is it safe to say that you are restored to the honor of sole cook?

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 9 June 2014 3:18

"Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine." You don't have to justify letting(?) your beau cooking a meal by explaining that you do most of the cooking.