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By Nuttree - 01/08/2010 07:02 - United States

Today, I noticed my husband chews his tongue while we are having sex. He also does this while he is playing World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 19:54 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML

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By sasquatch21 - 21/02/2010 13:36 - Bahrain

Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By dumpedovergame - 06/07/2009 10:51 - United States

Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By suffersecks - 20/01/2012 23:54 - United States

Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 19:41 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

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xGet_Over_It 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:18

which means you are as good as WoW. be happy!

rebbee 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:25

At least you know he is into it!

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twinsrback 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:27

well be proud that you at least rank up there with with WOW

CykoX 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:28

oh that bites.

perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:32

When you're "having it off" why isn't his tongue in your mouth (or other orifice)? You guys are doing it wrong.

usaywhatt 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:10

No, he isn't chewing op's tongue. He's chewing his own...

WhatANoob 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 19:06

usay, you read his comment wrong.

mycomment 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 17:54

how is this a FML ? !

usaywhatt 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:07

Today, I wasted my time reading an FML that she shouldn't even be bothered by. FML

burp27 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:19

WIN

lilduke22 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:20

that doesnt mean anyhting

omnimatty 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:31

Ding!

TeeHooligan 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:33

WoW ruins lives!!!! :(

0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 18:33

fyl for being married to someone that plays WoW

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