Love: Cheeky - FML

Cheeky

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend got mugged. I found out because the mugger had the courtesy to ring me, after I texted several times asking where he was, to say, "He won't reply. He got robbed." FML

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azzaj 0

Friday 29 October 2010 15:57

What a nice fella.

maphineRAWRS 10

Friday 29 October 2010 15:58

okay so I know it's wrong to be mugged and whatever, but it's pretty funny that he texted back saying that, amirite? :P

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kevinwm0 14

Saturday 17 September 2022 17:06

Am I the only one who's skeptical that the boyfriend was actually mugged? That seems like a sleazy way for him to dodge his girlfriend. If it really was the mugger, did you immediately call the police and ask them to track the phone?

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