Bored

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 11:44 - Australia

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Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
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thisisafunnyname 12

Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"

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Johnny6speed 0

Or bacon, sausage and eggs then use the bacon grease to pour on the eggs and spread some on your toast. Just make sure to do it before it congeals. Oh and as an after breakfast snack or a appetizer for dinner you could deep fry balls of bacon grease. I call then bacon balls. MMMMMMM good.

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cash_monkey72 9

Sausage, right?

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mama2b3 20

If you're that distracted during sex, maybe instead of complaining about it you should take charge a little bit. It's hard to get bored and zone out if ur doing something other than just laying there.

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radiculous 1

That's just sad OP..... Buy a pair of velvet hand cuffs for the next time you **** and I assure you you'll end up with some food on you and not on your mind (like whipped cream or chocolate)

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KiddNYC1O 20

What ever it is you're lodging up there, get it bigger.

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