Bored

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 11:44 - Australia

Spicy
Today, I caught myself thinking about what to cook for dinner tonight. During sex. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 398
You deserved it 7 266
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

thisisafunnyname 12

Maybe instead of "get out more" you should say "get it in more"

55 3

Comments

cassiebear7652 7

Penis cookies?

6 4
zombiegold 23

30 - At first I thought your name was HentaiFreak, but now I realize it isn't.

4 2
HetaliaFreak 10

Well, it'd still be true.

5 2
ImInYourFACEbook 8

Cookies? Nah, that's too sweet I would say she was cooking something hot and spicy! ;)

1 2
Epikouros 31

Penis fish! (Google it :)

0 1
cassiebear7652 7

30- I believe Shanes was penis pasta. 84- WHY!?!?

0 1
coyfish 0

I hope you weren't thinking about a tossed salad...

4 2
Clarese 0

I'm guessing you need to find a new mate. Sex shouldn't be that boring!

1 7
tylerryder 4

Maybe some trout?

1 2
indiiboo 0

Add some toys and glow paint and hello kittyy ****** and maybe call some pros and stuff ^_^ Just sayin' ya know what I'm sayin'? Mmk

2 0
desireev 17

It's okay, OP! That is what you call being a full-time Housewife/Mommy or a busy, hardworking woman! You're not the only woman to do that. I would say that if that happens every time you have sex, you need to spice it up a bit. But you're not the only one to experience this. I make it a point to have sex at night, as weird as it sounds, just so my mind isn't going 100 miles per hour. At night, I feel that you're able to enjoy it more so that you're not thinking about what all you have to do during the day. :)

11 3
robberry 11

Maybe you should talk with your partner about improving your sex life, instead of bitching about it to strangers.

10 2
Enslaved 36

So plan it and get back to enjoying sex. Maybe the extra work out actively made you hungry. ***Crossing fingers that's what happened, if not FYL

4 1