Thts hot

Eww

I can't imagine why he liked the taste.

Probably not many people saw it. Most people don't peek into other people's homes as they walk past, they just keep walking and mind their own business, they have their own lives to worry about and most won't give a damn about yours. Yeah some people will look in, but most won't, and most who do probably won't care, and they might not even be able to tell what it is from the street. I wouldn't worry about it too much, it's likely few people if anybody noticed, and probably nobody cared if they did notice.

you have trained this dog too attack dicks. what kind of monster have you unleashed upon the world?

Haha, that actually made me laugh. Aloud.

And that's how my dog became pregnant with my baby...

This would imply that you leave it out in the open. Even if you live alone it is still a bad idea. Ydi.

hears a thought...how about you put your sex toys in a place where your dog can't get to it. YDI idiot.

Hope it wuz a small one