By Anonymous - 21/05/2017 21:00 - Germany

Today, we were doing a group project in class. The girl I have a crush on came to ask me if I was alone and I said yes. She took the chair next to me and walked away. FML
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Why didn't she just ask if the chair was free?

She asked if he was alone, not if she could borrow the chair.

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Seems like we Germans are quite good at unrequited crushes. I feel with you :/

Why didn't she just ask if the chair was free?

Well because it could go something like this: Girl: Hey is this seat taken? OP: Nope *thinks to himself: yay she's going to sit with me* *Girl takes chair* *OP writes FML*

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She asked if he was alone, not if she could borrow the chair.

Translation: "I've noticed you ogling me. Don't even think about it."

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