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Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5593) - you deserved it (34791)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:44am - animals - by Chubsley (man) - United States (Virginia)

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