Animals: Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the...

By Chubsley - 21/02/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 05:22 - United States - Tucson

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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Saturday 21 February 2009 18:04

My half-blind mostly unable to taste grandfather did this once. His reaction: "It's not half bad."

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 21 February 2009 16:24

Honestly though the dog jerky vs human jerky is the same thing though just with a different package. Sort of like peanut for parrots... it's the same thing for both people and parrots except one bag says it's for parrots and the other not. So it's just a matter of names rather than what the object actually represents.

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d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 3:31

Once I ate my sisters guinea pig treats cause they looked like white chocolate chips. Turns out they were vitamin enriched yogurt drops. didn't taste too bad though.

holtzbp 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 20:56

thats funny as shit! ahhaahaha

Gherto 0

Monday 23 February 2009 4:26

Maybe this is a bargain buy?

BJacobs 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:50

uhhhh... most dog treats aren't nearly as chewy as human beef jerky. either way most dog treats are also made up of the beef bi products humans won't eat (organs, eyeballs, etc) ground into a nice pulp :) enjoy that sentiment.

DarthSnackums 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:49

its delicious huh? cant tell the difference.

Kiron 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 15:24

If it was tasty, who cares? Their loss.

meow_meow_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 13:49

lol serves ya right for eating it without asking

frealis 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:38

I love this site just made an account. The thing is, beef jerky is expensive. So when I see it there in front of me I just steal it. Now I know there is such a thing as karma

TheBigDawg 8

Monday 2 March 2009 5:35

I'm honestly curious if anyone happens to know offhand (if research needs to be done I could do it myself, I'm lazy and wanted to avoid it) if the jerky given to dogs really is the same stuff for us. I mean, if it is, and it ends up being cheaper, like some people mentioned, if you like beef jerky, why not get that?