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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35850) - you deserved it (9163)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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