Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

by #201 / 02/05/2009 at 8:23am / United States (Florida) / Animals

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  • i literally laughed my face off for at least 10 mins after reading this.
    Thanks for shairing

    #4 - On 02/05/2009 at 4:14pm by s_l_h82

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  • You didn't notice the bird poo on your pants ... ? Anyway, sucks that you licked bird poo. That's totally gross.

    #2 - On 02/05/2009 at 12:55pm by Gross

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