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Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (152783) - you deserved it (17227)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

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