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Today, I went on a walk. I like to crush acorns as I go. One nut was actually a piece of dog poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (23323)

On 01/09/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by Elizabeth - United States (Texas)

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Well, you were wearing shoes. WEREN'T YOU?
I'd hardly call this an FML.

#5 - On 04/26/2009 at 9:29pm by may_cause_fail

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I did the pinecone-crushing thing too; but stepped on a banana slug and slipped.

#2 - On 03/09/2009 at 4:36am by applecake

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