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Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18278) - you deserved it (1578)

On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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#1 - On 02/28/2010 at 10:03am by pandorasnymph

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He comes in the night, and he brings nuts...

#4 - On 02/28/2010 at 10:05am by JackDark

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