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Today, my hamster went missing. I walked down the stairs into my basement, to find my hamster's head on the stairs, and its body in my cat's mouth. FML

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Hey it's not the cats' fault. It's like if you owned a lion and a gazelle and then were all surprised when the lion attacked and ate the gazelle.

#6 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:21am by slothlover66

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poor guy

#1 - On 02/28/2010 at 6:10am by ihateu44

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