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Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (1725)

On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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*gag*

#6 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:25am by CrimsonWolf1294

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Spider: Today I was taking a walk, minding my own business, when a heartless giant bit my leg off. FML

#10 - On 02/19/2010 at 10:32am by Domonator

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