Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
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i read "CPAP" as CRAP. it made it a whole lot funnier.
#5 - On 02/13/2010 at 5:08pm by yeahyourjealous
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#2 - On 02/13/2010 at 5:07pm by AmuletOfNight
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