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Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was 2, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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On 02/03/2010 at 12:03am - animals - by Brittany (woman) - United States (California)

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yeah mabye he was just nervous and didn't know what to say to comfort his girlfriend. some guys are like that, u know.

#3 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:12am by froggi

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that, or he hit the dog and was trying to throw you off...

#4 - On 02/03/2010 at 6:15am by RAWRstover

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