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Today, I was walking by a pond when I saw a small frog. I decided to catch it to get a close look. After I picked it up, I realized that it was not a frog. It was dog shit shaped like a frog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9324) - you deserved it (28551)

On 02/01/2010 at 9:34am - animals - by adad - Sent from mobile version

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good thing you didnt try to kiss it.

#13 - On 02/01/2010 at 5:24pm by DogmaT

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how in the world rofl

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 5:11pm by seabrook

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