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Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4209) - you deserved it (18188)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:21pm - animals - by saintmichi (woman) - Poland (Malopolskie)

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How does this fuck your life?

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:05am by auburnvans

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SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END!

Shut up.

#15 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:34am by cpatrick820

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