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Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML


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On 01/16/2010 at 4:10am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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You should have pretended to be a cat. I'm sure everyone would have cracked up when you started licking your own fur.

#6 - On 01/16/2010 at 10:17am by perdix

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That's horrible! I hope you weren't trapped in there too long.

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 10:03am by saranottelling

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