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Today, I finally discovered the reason my front room smelt funny. My dog, thinking the Christmas tree was real, has been peeing on it for the past two weeks. FML


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On 12/31/2009 at 8:28am - animals - by brokenrainbow. (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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You can't recognise what dog pee smells like? I can't believe it took you that long to notice...

#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 12:51pm by Silent_Harmony

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I used to work at a dog grooming place and we would put a tree up every year. My boss finally changed it to a fake tree since the dogs would use it as a toilet...but with the fake tree, we never had any troubles since there was no scent.

#18 - On 12/31/2009 at 2:57pm by Finch69

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