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Today, my dad finally used the electric shaver I bought him for Christmas. My dog now has bald patches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21152) - you deserved it (3018)

On 12/28/2009 at 2:30am - animals - by dumbdad (woman) - United States (California)

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HE'S DOING IT WRONG!

#3 - On 12/28/2009 at 10:33am by Brave_Sir_Robin

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No more animal testing, you want PETA to show up and set your dog free?

#22 - On 12/28/2009 at 2:09pm by CallMeHush

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